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Teacher: Johnny, you know you cant sleep in my class.Johnny: I know. But maybe if you were just a little quieter, I could.

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Q: What did one math book say to the other?A: Man I got a lot of problems!...

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Teacher: What time do you get up in the morning ?About an hour and a half after I arrived at school...

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Teacher: I hope I didnt see you looking at Freds test paper.Pupil: I hope you didnt see me either!...

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Im not going back to school ever againWhy ever not?The teacher doesnt know a thing, all she does is ask questions!...

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Man: "Hows your history paper coming?"Woman: "Well, my history professor suggested that I use the Internet for research,...

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Father: You were absent on the day of the test?Son: No but the boy who sits next to me was!...

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Teacher: Whats the longest word in the English language ?Pupil: Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and l...

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Teacher: "Sam, what is the outside of a tree called?"Sam: "I dont know."Teacher: "Bark, Sam, bark."Sam: "Bow, wow, wow!"...

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Teacher: In 1940, what were the Poles doing in Russia ?Pupil: Holding up the telegraph lines !...

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A teacher was having trouble teaching arithmetic to one little boy. So she said, "if you reached in your right pocket an...