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11/10/2007
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A little girl came home from school and said to her mother, "Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didnt do."The mother exclaimed, "But thats terrible! Im going to have a talk with your teacher about this ... by the way, what was it that you didnt do?"The little girl replied, "My homework."

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