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An ideal homework excuseTeacher: Where is your homework?Pupil: I put it in a safe, but lost the combination!

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Teacher: Whats big and yellow and comes in the morning to brighten a mothers day?Pupil: The school bus!...

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An ideal homework excuseTeacher: Where is your homework?Pupil: I left it in my shirt and my mother put it in the washing...

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Teacher: What time do you get up in the morning ?About an hour and a half after I arrived at school...

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Teacher: Johnny, you know you cant sleep in my class.Johnny: I know. But maybe if you were just a little quieter, I coul...

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The parents were very disappointed in the grades that their son brought home. "The only consolation I can find in these...

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Playing truant from school is like a credit cardFun now, pay later !...

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Teacher: Why does the statue of liberty stand in New York harbour ?Pupil: Because it cant sit down !...

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"Its clear" said the teacher, "That you havent studied your geography. Whats your excuse?" "Well, my dad says the world...