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"Its clear" said the teacher, "That you havent studied your geography. Whats your excuse?" "Well, my dad says the world is changing every day . So I decided to wait until it settles down!"

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Im not going back to school ever againWhy ever not?The teacher doesnt know a thing, all she does is ask questions!...

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Im not going to school today, Alexander said to his mother. The teachers bully me and the boys in my class dont like me....

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Whats the worst thing youre likely to find in the school cafeteria?The food!...

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Q: What did one math book say to the other?A: Man I got a lot of problems!...

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Jackie stood quietly as her father examined her report card."What is this 45 in math?" asked her father."I think thats t...

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I failed every subject except for algebra.How did you keep from failing that?I didnt take algebra!...

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Mother: What was the first thing you learned in class?Daughter: How to talk without moving my lips!...

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Whats the longest piece of furniture in the school? The multiplication table....

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The teacher is droning away in the classroom when he notices a student sleeping way up in the back row. The teacher shou...

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What are you going to be when you get out of school?An old man!...