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Father: You were absent on the day of the test?Son: No but the boy who sits next to me was!

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If you had one dollar and you asked your father for another, how many dollars would you have? One dollar. You dont know...

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Mother: Why did you just swallow the money I gave you?Son: Well you did say it was my lunch money!...

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Father: Well Son, how are your exam results ?Son: Theyre under waterFather: What do you mean ?Son: Below "C" level !...

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An ideal homework excuseTeacher: Where is your homework?Pupil: I loaned it to a friend, but he suddenly moved away...

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Little Monster: I hate my teacher.Mother Monster: Well just eat your salad up then dear!...

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Teacher: What can we do to stop polluting our waters ?Pupil: Stop taking baths ?...

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Teacher: Name two pronouns ?Pupil: Who ?, me ?...

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Teacher : What is the most common phrase used in school ?Pupil : I dont knowTeacher: Correct !...

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Teacher : If you had five apples on your desk and the boy next to you took three what would you have ?Pupil : A fight !...

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Teacher : Give me a sentence with the words defence, defeat and detail in it.Pupil : When a horse jumps over defence, de...