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Accountant jokes
A business owner tells her friend that she is desperately searching for an accountant.Her friend asks, "Didnt your company hire an accountant a short while ago?"The business owner replies, "Thats the accountant Ive been searching for."
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Whats the definition of a good tax accountant?Someone who has a loophole named after him....
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A guy in a bar leans over to the guy next to him and says, "Want to hear an accountant joke?"The guy next to him replies...