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A business owner tells her friend that she is desperately searching for an accountant.Her friend asks, "Didnt your company hire an accountant a short while ago?"The business owner replies, "Thats the accountant Ive been searching for."
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What do actuaries do to liven up their office party?Invite an accountant....
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Two accountants are in a bank, when armed robbers burst in. While several of the robbers take the money from the tellers...
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An internal auditor for a manufacturing group was concerned about anomalies in stock levels. He thought someone might be...
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There are three kinds of accountants in the world.Those who can count and those who cant....
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What does FCPA stand for?Finally Caught Pinching the Assets...
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A tourist, visiting a small town in Israel, came upon a statue dedicated to "The Unknown Soldier". At the base of the st...
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Conversation between two accountants at a cocktail party:".......and ninthly..."...
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"The auditors have just left, sir.""Did they check the books?""Very thoroughly.""What did they say?""They want 15% to ke...