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A business owner tells her friend that she is desperately searching for an accountant.Her friend asks, "Didnt your company hire an accountant a short while ago?"The business owner replies, "Thats the accountant Ive been searching for."
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Accountant after reading nursery rhymes to his young child:"No, son. When Little Bo Peep lost her sheep that wouldnt be...
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How do you know when an accountants on holidays?He doesnt wear a tie to work and comes in after 8.30....
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A patient was at her doctors office after undergoing a complete physical exam. The doctor said, "I have some very grave...
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Whats an accountants idea of trashing his hotel room?Refusing to fill out the guest comment card....
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What do you call an accountant without a spreadsheet?Lost...
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The accountants prayer: Lord, help me be more relaxed about insignificant details, starting tomorrow at 10.53:16 am, Eas...
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The doctor comes to see his heart transplant patient."This is good news. It is very unusual, but we have two donors to c...
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A businessman tells his friend that his company is looking for a new accountant.His friend asks, "Didnt your company hir...
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Why do some accountants decide to become actuaries?They find bookkeeping too exciting....
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What do actuaries do to liven up their office party?Invite an accountant....