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Teacher: What can you tell me about the Dead Sea?Pupil: Dead?, I didnt even know he was sick!

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Teacher : In the exam you will be allowed 30 minutes for each question.Pupil : How long for the answer sir !...

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Playing truant from school is like a credit cardFun now, pay later !...

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Teacher: What can we do to stop polluting our waters ?Pupil: Stop taking baths ?...

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Teacher : What are you doing, crawling into school ten minutes late ?Pupil : Well you told me never to walk into school...

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Teacher : What is a comet ?Pupil : A star with a tailTeacher: Can you name one ?Pupil: Lassie !...

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Teacher: What family does the octopus belong to?Pupil: Nobody I know!...

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Teacher: Name two pronouns ?Pupil: Who ?, me ?...

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Teacher: Can anyone tell me how many seconds there are in a year?Pupil: 12 - 2nd January, 2nd February...!...

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Mother: What was the first thing you learned in class ?Daughter: How to talk without moving my lips !...

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Teacher: Fred can you find me Australia on the map please ?Pupil: There it is Teacher: Now, Louise, who discovered Austr...