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Father: What did the teacher think of your idea?Son: She took it like a lambTeacher: Really?, what did she say?Son: Baa!
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What did you learn in school today?Not enough, I have to go back tomorrow!...
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Pupil: My teacher was mad with me because I didnt know where the Rockies were.Mother: Well next time remember where you...
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A student comes to a young professors office hours. She glances down the hall, closes his door, kneels pleadingly."I wou...
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Teacher: You seem very well read, have you read Shakespeare ?Pupil: No Teacher: What have you read then ?Pupil: Umm, Ive...
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Bad timing for an excuse Teacher: Why were you late?Pupil: Sorry, teacher, I overslept.Teacher: Its three in the afterno...
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Teacher : Whats happens to gold when it is exposed to the air ?Pupil : Its stolen !...
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If you had one dollar and you asked your father for another, how many dollars would you have? One dollar. You dont know...
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Sandy began a job as an elementary school counselor and she was eager to help. One day during recess she noticed a girl...
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Teacher: Can you count to 10?Fred: Yes, teacher-one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.Teacher: Now g...
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School Principal: Ive called you into my office, Peter, because I want to talk to you about two words I wish you wouldnt...