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Father: What did the teacher think of your idea?Son: She took it like a lambTeacher: Really?, what did she say?Son: Baa!

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Teacher : Whats happens to gold when it is exposed to the air ?Pupil : Its stolen !...

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Teacher: Can you count to 10?Fred: Yes, teacher-one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.Teacher: Now g...

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School Principal: Ive called you into my office, Peter, because I want to talk to you about two words I wish you wouldnt...