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Teacher: I said to draw a cow eating some grass but youve only drawn the cow?Pupil: Yes, the cow ate all the grass!

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Father: Well Son, how are your exam results ?Son: Theyre under waterFather: What do you mean ?Son: Below "C" level !...

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Teacher: Why cant you ever answer any of my questions ?Pupil: Well if I could there wouldnt be much point in me being he...

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What did you learn in school today?Not enough, I have to go back tomorrow!...

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Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?Because his class was so bright!...

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Great news, teacher says we have a test today come rain or shine.So whats so great about that?Its snowing outside!...

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Fred: Ive added these figures ten times. Teacher: Good work! Fred: And here are my ten answers !...