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If an accountants wife cannot sleep, what does she say?"Darling, could you tell me about your work."
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Accountant after reading nursery rhymes to his young child:"No, son. When Little Bo Peep lost her sheep that wouldnt be...
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How many accountants does it take to change a light bulb?"What kind of answer did you have in mind?"Two, one to change t...
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When does a person decide to become an accountant?When he realises he doesnt have the charisma to succeed as an undertak...
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Whats the definition of unlikely?A photo-spread in Playboy titled The Worlds Top Accountants - Nude!....
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How do you drive an accountant completely insane?Tie him to a chair, stand in front of him and fold up a road map the wr...
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What would Economics be without assumptions?Accounting...
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What does FCPA stand for?Finally Caught Pinching the Assets...
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How do you know accountants have no imagination?They named a firm PricewaterhouseCoopers....
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Why do accountants get excited on Saturdays?They can wear casual clothes to work...
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Whats the most wicked thing a group of young accountants can do?Go into town and gang-audit someone....