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If an accountants wife cannot sleep, what does she say?"Darling, could you tell me about your work."
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Laws of Accounting1. Trial balances dont2. Bank reconciliations never do3. Working Capital does not4. Return on Investme...
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What does an accountant say when you ask him the time?Its 9.18 am and 12 seconds; no wait - 13 seconds, no wait - 14 sec...
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A patient was at her doctors office after undergoing a complete physical exam. The doctor said, "I have some very grave...
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Whats a shy and retiring accountant?An accountant who is half a million shy and thats why hes retiring....
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"The auditors have just left, sir.""Did they check the books?""Very thoroughly.""What did they say?""They want 15% to ke...
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Whats the most wicked thing a group of young accountants can do?Go into town and gang-audit someone....
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Q: What is a Budget? A: An orderly system for living beyond your means....
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Whats the definition of unlikely?A photo-spread in Playboy titled The Worlds Top Accountants - Nude!....
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A man walking along a country road comes across a farmer droving a huge mob of sheep. He stops and chats for a while and...
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What does FCPA stand for?Finally Caught Pinching the Assets...