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Whats yellow, has wheels and lies on its back?A dead school bus!

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Mother: What was the first thing you learned in class?Daughter: How to talk without moving my lips!...

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When a teacher closes his eyes, why should it remind him of an empty classroom?Because there are no pupils to see!...

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Teacher: If you have five haystacks in one corner, five in another and two in another, how many would you have ?Pupil: O...

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Why was the headmaster worried?Because there were too many rulers in school!...

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Teacher: Didnt you hear me call you?Pupil: But you said not to answer you back!...