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Why was the headmaster worried?Because there were too many rulers in school!

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Teacher : Would you at the back of the room stop passing notes.Pupil : Were not passing notes. Were playing cards !...

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Fred: Ive added these figures ten times. Teacher: Good work! Fred: And here are my ten answers !...

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What was King Arthurs favourite game?Knights and crosses!...

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Be sure that you go straight home after schoolI cant, I live just round the corner !...