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Teacher: Didnt you hear me call you?Pupil: But you said not to answer you back!

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Teacher: Can anyone give me the name of a liquid that wont freeze ?Pupil: Hot water !...

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Teacher: Why cant you ever answer any of my questions?Pupil: Well if I could there wouldnt be much point in me being her...

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Did they play tennis in ancient Egypt?Yes, the bible tells how Joseph served in Pharoahs court!...