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Teacher: This is the third time Ive had to tell you off this week, what have you got to say about that?Pupil: Thank heavens its Friday!

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Teacher: Now class, whatever I ask, I want you to all answer at once. How much is six plus 4?Class: At once!...

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Teacher: Why does the statue of liberty stand in New York harbour?Pupil: Because it cant sit down!...

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Caspar: I was the teachers pet last year.Jaspar: Why was that? Caspar: She couldnt afford a dog....

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Teacher : Why are you reading the last pages of your history book first ?Pupil: I want to know how it ends !...

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Are you in the top half of your class ?No, Im one of the students who make the top half possible !...