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Teacher: This is the third time Ive had to tell you off this week, what have you got to say about that?Pupil: Thank heavens its Friday!

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Teacher: Why are you late, Joseph?Joseph: Because of a sign down the road.Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your...

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The teacher came up with a good problem. "Suppose," she asked the second-graders, "there were a dozen sheep and six of t...

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TEACHER: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"JOHNNY: "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, sa...