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An ideal homework excuseTeacher: Where is your homework?Pupil: Our furnace stopped working and we had to burn it to stop ourselves from freezing

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Teacher: Didnt you hear me call you?Pupil: But you said not to answer you back!...

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Teacher: You arent paying attention to me. Are you having trouble hearing?Pupil: No, teacher Im having trouble listening...

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Bad timing for an excuse Teacher: Why were you late?Pupil: Sorry, teacher, I overslept.Teacher: Its three in the afterno...

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Man: "Hows your history paper coming?"Woman: "Well, my history professor suggested that I use the Internet for research,...

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Caspar: I was the teachers pet last year.Jaspar: Why was that? Caspar: She couldnt afford a dog....

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Teacher: I want you to tell me the longest sentence you can think of Pupil: Life imprisonment !...

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A linguistics professor was lecturing to his English class one day. "In English," he said, "A double negative forms a po...

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Teacher : Make up a sentence using the word lettuce !Pupil : Let us out of school early !...

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Im not going to school today, Alexander said to his mother. The teachers bully me and the boys in my class dont like me....

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Father: How were the exam questions?Son: EasyFather: Then why look so unhappy?Son: The questions didnt give me any troub...