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Teacher: Can anyone tell me how many seconds there are in a year?Pupil: 12 - 2nd January, 2nd February...!

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How do bees get to school ?By school buzz !...

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Teacher : If you had five apples on your desk and the boy next to you took three what would you have ?Pupil : A fight !...

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The teacher came up with a good problem. "Suppose," she asked the second-graders, "there were a dozen sheep and six of t...

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Are you in the top half of your class ?No, Im one of the students who make the top half possible !...

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Teacher: Why have you got cotton wool in your ears, do you have an infection ?Pupil: Well you keep saying that things go...

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What did you learn in school today?Not enough, I have to go back tomorrow!...

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The brain is a wonder ful thingWhy do you say that ? Because it starts working the second you get up in the morning and...

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Teacher: If I lay one egg here and another there, how many eggs will there be?Fred: None!Fred (surprised): Why not?Fred:...

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Teacher: You seem very well read, have you read Shakespeare ?Pupil: No Teacher: What have you read then ?Pupil: Umm, Ive...

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My teacher reminds me of history Shes always repeating herself!...