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Bad timing for an excuse Teacher: Why were you late?Pupil: Sorry, teacher, I overslept.Teacher: Its three in the afternoon!

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Teacher : Were you copying his sums ?Pupil : No Sir, just seeing if he got mine right !...

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Teacher: Why does the statue of liberty stand in New York harbour ?Pupil: Because it cant sit down !...

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What do you get when you add 2 apples to 3 apples? A senior high school math problem....

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Q. Why did the jellybean go to school?A. Because he wanted to be a smarty...

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Teacher: Whats 2 and 2?Pupil: 4Teacher: Thats good.Pupil: Good?, thats perfect!...

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Teacher: "Sam, what is the outside of a tree called?"Sam: "I dont know."Teacher: "Bark, Sam, bark."Sam: "Bow, wow, wow!"...

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Teacher : Why are you reading the last pages of your history book first ?Pupil: I want to know how it ends !...

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Teacher: What happened to your homework? Pupil: I made it into a paper plane and someone hijacked it....

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Teacher: Why didnt you answer me ?Pupil: I did, I shook my headTeacher: You dont expect me to hear it rattling from here...

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Son: I cant go to school today. Father: Why not?Son: I dont feel wellTeacher: Where dont you feel well?Son: In school!...