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An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where is your homework?Pupil: My little sister ate it!

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Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?Because his class was so bright!...

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Teacher : What are you reading ?Pupil : I dunno !Teacher : But youre reading aloud !Pupil : But Im not listening !...

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Teacher : Give me a sentence with the words defence, defeat and detail in it.Pupil : When a horse jumps over defence, de...

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Why arent you doing very well in history?Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born!...

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Teacher: If I gave you three rabbits today and five rabbits tomorrow, how many rabbits would you have?Jackie: Nine.Teach...

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"Dad, can you write in the dark?""I think so. What is it you want me to write?""Your name on this report card."...

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Teacher: I want you to tell me the longest sentence you can think of Pupil: Life imprisonment !...

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Mother: "Why are you home from school so early?" Son: "I was the only one who could answer a question." Mother: "Oh, rea...