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An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where is your homework?Pupil: I didnt do it because I didnt want to add to your already heavy workload.

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Ann! the teacher shouted one day at the girl who had been daydreaming out the window. If India has the worlds second lar...

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Teacher: If I lay one egg here and another there, how many eggs will there be?Fred: None!Fred (surprised): Why not?Fred:...

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Fred: I got 100 in school today.Mother: Wonderful. What did you get 100 in?Jason: Two things: I got 50 in Spelling and 5...

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What did you learn in school today?Not enough, I have to go back tomorrow!...

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What do French pupils say after finishing their school dinners ?Mercy !...

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Teacher: Id like to go through one whole day without having to tell you off.Pupil: You have my permission !...

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Where do children learn their ABCs ?At LMN-tary school !...

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Teacher: Why are you late, Joseph?Joseph: Because of a sign down the road.Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your...