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Teacher: You missed school yesterday didnt you?Pupil: Not very much!

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Great news, teacher says we have a test today come rain or shine.So whats so great about that?Its snowing outside!...

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Teacher: Johnny, you know you cant sleep in my class.Johnny: I know. But maybe if you were just a little quieter, I coul...