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Teacher: You missed school yesterday didnt you?Pupil: Not very much!

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Teacher: Did your parents help you with these homework problems?Pupil: No I got them all wrong by myself!...

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Teacher: Johnny, you know you cant sleep in my class.Johnny: I know. But maybe if you were just a little quieter, I coul...

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Mother: Did you enjoy the school outing, dear ?Jane: Yes, and were going again tomorrow.Mother: Really ? Whys that ?Jane...

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Teacher : Would you at the back of the room stop passing notes.Pupil : Were not passing notes. Were playing cards !...

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A school teacher injured his back and had to wear a plaster cast around the upper part of his body. He wore it under his...

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What do you get when you add 2 apples to 3 apples? A senior high school math problem....

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"If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up" said the sarcastic teacher. After a long silence, one f...