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Accountant jokes

Why accountants dont read novels?Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.

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Why did he cross back?So he could charge the client for travel expenses....

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What does it mean when an accountant is drooling out of both sides of his mouth?His desk is level...

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An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor. "Doctor, I just cant get to sleep at night.""Ha...

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What does an accountant say when you ask him the time?Its 9.18 am and 12 seconds; no wait - 13 seconds, no wait - 14 sec...

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Why do accountants get excited on Saturdays?They can wear casual clothes to work...

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Why did the auditor cross the road?Because he looked in the file and thats what they did last year....

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Whats an extroverted accountant?One who looks at your shoes while hes talking to you instead of his own....