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Pupil: My teacher was mad with me because I didnt know where the Rockies were.Mother: Well next time remember where you put things!

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A history jokeTeacher: When was Rome built?Pupil: At night.Teacher: Why did you say that?Pupil: Because my Dad always sa...

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Great news, teacher says we have a test today come rain or shine.So whats so great about that?Its snowing outside!...