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A history jokeTeacher: When was Rome built?Pupil: At night.Teacher: Why did you say that?Pupil: Because my Dad always says that Rome wasnt built in a day!

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Teacher: What happened to your homework? Pupil: I made it into a paper plane and someone hijacked it....

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Pupil: My teacher was mad with me because I didnt know where the Rockies were.Mother: Well next time remember where you...

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Teacher: You seem very well read, have you read Shakespeare ?Pupil: No Teacher: What have you read then ?Pupil: Umm, Ive...

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Caspar: I was the teachers pet last year.Jaspar: Why was that? Caspar: She couldnt afford a dog....

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Teacher: This is the third time Ive had to tell you off this week, what have you got to say about that?Pupil: Thank heav...

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A little girl came home from school and said to her mother, "Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I...

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Teacher: You arent paying attention to me. Are you having trouble hearing?Pupil: No, teacher Im having trouble listening...

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Teacher: Didnt you know the bell had gone? Fred: I didnt take it, Miss....

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Teacher : Would you at the back of the room stop passing notes.Pupil : Were not passing notes. Were playing cards !...

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Teacher: I hope I didnt see you looking at Freds test paper.Pupil: I hope you didnt see me either!...