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Teacher: Youre new here arent you, whats your name?Pupil: Fred Mickey Smith
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Teacher, I cant solve this problem.Any five year old should be able to solve this one.No wonder I cant do it then, Im ne...
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Why arent you doing very well in history?Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born!...
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The teacher was reviewing counting with her first-grade class. "Jackie," she asked, "can you count to 10 without mistake...
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Father: How do you like going to school?Son: The going bit is fine, as is the coming home bit too, but Im not too keen o...
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How many students does it take to change a light bulb?None. Light bulb changing isnt in the course notes....
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Teacher : Cant you retain anything in your head overnight ?Pupil : Of course, Ive had this cold in my head for two days...
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My teacher reminds me of history Shes always repeating herself!...
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Teacher: Why does the statue of liberty stand in New York harbour ?Pupil: Because it cant sit down !...
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Pupil: I dont think I deserved zero on this test!Teacher: I agree, but thats the lowest mark I could give you!...
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Why did the teacher put the lights on?Because the class was so dim!...