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Teacher: Ill call you Fred Smith then.Pupil: My dad wont like that.Teacher: Why is that?Pupil: He doesnt like people taking the Mickey out of my name!

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Did you hear what happened when there was an epidemic of laryngitis at school? The school nurse sent everyone to the cro...

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Teacher: Didnt you hear me call you?Pupil: But you said not to answer you back!...

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"Dad, can you write in the dark?""I think so. What is it you want me to write?""Your name on this report card."...

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Teacher: Why have you got cotton wool in your ears, do you have an infection ?Pupil: Well you keep saying that things go...

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Teacher: This is the third time Ive had to tell you off this week, what have you got to say about that?Pupil: Thank heav...

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What do you get when you add 2 apples to 3 apples? A senior high school math problem....

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An ideal homework excuseTeacher: Where is your homework?Pupil: I was mugged on the way to school and the mugger took eve...

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Teacher: Why are you late, Joseph?Joseph: Because of a sign down the road.Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your...

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Bad timing for an excuse Teacher: Why were you late?Pupil: Sorry, teacher, I overslept.Teacher: Its three in the afterno...

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I failed every subject except for algebra.How did you keep from failing that?I didnt take algebra!...