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Teacher: Ill call you Fred Smith then.Pupil: My dad wont like that.Teacher: Why is that?Pupil: He doesnt like people taking the Mickey out of my name!

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Teacher: If I lay one egg here and another there, how many eggs will there be?Fred: None!Fred (surprised): Why not?Fred:...

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Did they play tennis in ancient Egypt?Yes, the bible tells how Joseph served in Pharoahs court!...

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Teacher: Are you good at math ?Pupil: Yes and noTeacher: What do you mean ?Pupil: Yes, Im no good at math !...

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Why do teachers use a bamboo cane?Because when the cane goes bam the child goes boo!...

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"Isnt the principal a dummy!" said a boy to a girl."Say, do you know who I am?" asked the girl."No.""Im the principals d...

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Teacher: Id like to go through one whole day without having to tell you off.Pupil: You have my permission !...

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TEACHER: Jackie, take 932 from 1,439. What is the difference?Stella: Thats what I say, whats the difference`?...

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Teacher: Is Lapland heavily populated?Class: No, there are not many Lapps to the mile!Teacher: Name an animal that lives...

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Teacher: What came after the stone age and the bronze age?Pupil: The sausage!...