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Son: I cant go to school today. Father: Why not?Son: I dont feel wellTeacher: Where dont you feel well?Son: In school!

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Teacher: Can anyone give me the name of a liquid that wont freeze ?Pupil: Hot water !...

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What kind of food do maths teachers eat?Square meals!...

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Whats yellow, has wheels and lies on its back?A dead school bus!...