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Son: I cant go to school today. Father: Why not?Son: I dont feel wellTeacher: Where dont you feel well?Son: In school!

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Teacher: You missed school yesterday didnt you?Pupil: Not very much!...

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Jackie stood quietly as her father examined her report card."What is this 45 in math?" asked her father."I think thats t...

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Laugh and the class laughs with you.But you get detention alone !...

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Teacher : Would you at the back of the room stop passing notes.Pupil : Were not passing notes. Were playing cards !...

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Mother: What was the first thing you learned in class?Daughter: How to talk without moving my lips!...

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Pupil: I dont think I deserved zero on this test!Teacher: I agree, but thats the lowest mark I could give you!...

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Teacher: Whats the longest word in the English language ?Pupil: Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and l...

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Teacher: I said to draw a cow eating some grass but youve only drawn the cow?Pupil: Yes, the cow ate all the grass!...

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Where did all the cuts and blood come from?The school went on a trip!...