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Teacher: Class, we will have only half a day of school this morning.Class: Hooray!Teacher: We will have the other half this afternoon!

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Why was the headmaster worried?Because there were too many rulers in school!...

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Father: Well Son, how are your exam results ?Son: Theyre under waterFather: What do you mean ?Son: Below "C" level !...

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Teacher: Why cant you ever answer any of my questions ?Pupil: Well if I could there wouldnt be much point in me being he...

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Are you in the top half of your class ?No, Im one of the students who make the top half possible !...

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Teacher: Why does the statue of liberty stand in New York harbour?Pupil: Because it cant sit down!...