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Father: How do you like going to school?Son: The going bit is fine, as is the coming home bit too, but Im not too keen on the time in-between!

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What did you learn in school today?Not enough, I have to go back tomorrow!...

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What are you going to be when you get out of school?An old man!...

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Are you in the top half of your class ?No, Im one of the students who make the top half possible !...

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Teacher: What family does the octopus belong to?Pupil: Nobody I know!...