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What was King Arthurs favourite game?Knights and crosses!

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What are you going to be when you get out of school?An old man!...

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Teacher: If 1+1=2 and 2+2=4, what is 4+4?Pupil: Thats not fair!You answer the easy ones and leave us with the hard one!...

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Boy to Friend: Im sorry, I wont be able to go out after school. I promised Dad that I would stay in and help him with my...

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Mother: Why did you just swallow the money I gave you?Son: Well you did say it was my lunch money!...

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Teacher: "Sam, what is the outside of a tree called?"Sam: "I dont know."Teacher: "Bark, Sam, bark."Sam: "Bow, wow, wow!"...