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Why arent you doing very well in history?Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born!

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Father: How were the exam questions?Son: EasyFather: Then why look so unhappy?Son: The questions didnt give me any troub...

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When a teacher closes his eyes, why should it remind him of an empty classroom?Because there are no pupils to see!...

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An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where is your homework?Pupil: My little sister ate it!...

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Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers?...

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Teacher: Why does the statue of liberty stand in New York harbour ?Pupil: Because it cant sit down !...

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A mom and dad were worried about their son not wanting to learn math at the school he was in, so they decided to send hi...

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Father: What did the teacher think of your idea?Son: She took it like a lambTeacher: Really?, what did she say?Son: Baa!...