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What kind of food do maths teachers eat?Square meals!
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Teacher : What are you doing, crawling into school ten minutes late ?Pupil : Well you told me never to walk into school...
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A history jokeTeacher: When was Rome built?Pupil: At night.Teacher: Why did you say that?Pupil: Because my Dad always sa...
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Father: What did the teacher think of your idea?Son: She took it like a lambTeacher: Really?, what did she say?Son: Baa!...
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Teacher: If I gave you three rabbits today and five rabbits tomorrow, how many rabbits would you have?Jackie: Nine.Teach...
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Teacher: I said to draw a cow eating some grass but youve only drawn the cow?Pupil: Yes, the cow ate all the grass!...
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Teacher: Why have you got cotton wool in your ears, do you have an infection ?Pupil: Well you keep saying that things go...
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Teacher: Fred, Im glad to see your writing has improved.Pupil: Thank youTeacher: Now I can see how bad your spelling is...
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Teacher: Can you count to 10?Fred: Yes, teacher-one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.Teacher: Now g...
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Teacher: What is cant short for ?Pupil: Cannot missTeacher: and what is dont short for Pupil: Doughnut !...
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Teacher: Thats quite a cough you have there, what are you taking for it?Pupil: I dont know teacher. What will you give m...