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What kind of food do maths teachers eat?Square meals!

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Teacher: Can anyone tell me how many seconds there are in a year ?Pupil: 12 - 2nd January, 2nd February...!...

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Whats yellow, has wheels and lies on its back?A dead school bus!...

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Great news, teacher says we have a test today come rain or shine.So whats so great about that?Its snowing outside!...

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Teacher: What can you tell me about the Dead Sea?Pupil: Dead?, I didnt even know he was sick!...

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Pupil: The art teacher doesnt like what Im making ?Dad: Why is that, what are you making ?Pupil: Mistakes !...

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Teacher: Why is the Mississippi such an unusual river?Pupil: Because it has four eyes and cant see!...

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Teacher: Where is your homework?Pupil: I was mugged on the way to school and the mugger took everything I had...

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When a teacher closes his eyes, why should it remind him of an empty classroom?Because there are no pupils to see!...

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Why were you late ?Sorry, teacher, I overslept.You mean you need to sleep at home too !...

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The food in our school canteen is perfect.If your a bug!...