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An ideal homework excuseTeacher: Where is your homework?Pupil: I was mugged on the way to school and the mugger took everything I had

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Im not going back to school ever againWhy ever not?The teacher doesnt know a thing, all she does is ask questions!...

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A professor was giving a big test one day to his students. He handed out all of the tests and went back to his desk to w...

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Q: What did one math book say to the other?A: Man I got a lot of problems!...

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Teacher: Whats the longest word in the English language ?Pupil: Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and l...

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Teacher: Can anyone tell me how many seconds there are in a year ?Pupil: 12 - 2nd January, 2nd February...!...

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An ideal homework excuseTeacher: Where is your homework?Pupil: Some aliens from outer space borrowed it so they could st...

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Teacher: You copies from Freds exam paper didnt you?Pupil: How did you know?Teacher: Freds paper says "I dont know" and...

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An ideal homework excuseTeacher: Where is your homework?Pupil: I left it in my shirt and my mother put it in the washing...

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Q. Why did the jellybean go to school?A. Because he wanted to be a smarty...

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Teacher: How much is half of 8?Pupil: Up and down or across?Teacher: What do you mean?Pupil: Well, up and down makes a 3...