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Pig jokes

What do you get when you cross a pig with a canary? I dont know, but when it sits on your electric wire and sings, all your lights go out

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Why did the piglets do badly in school? They were all slow loiners....

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Why wont the witch let the traveling pig actors into her gingerbread cottage? Shes afraid theyll bring down the house....

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Why are there so many piggy banks? Pigs dont like to hide their money in the mattress....

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Is lunch the favorite subject of piglets? No, its theatre. They love to ham It up and hog all the attention....

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How does a mama pig put her piglets to sleep? She reads them pig tales....

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Did you hear the story about the razorback hog? Its pretty dull....

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What do you call a pig with the flu? A swine swine....

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What goes "knio, knio?" A backward pig....

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Why did the spotted pigs run away? They thought the traveling salesman told the farmer to put his name on the dotted swi...

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What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs? A pig tail!...