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Pig jokes

What do you call a pig that took a plane? Swine flu!

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Why wont the witch let the traveling pig actors into her gingerbread cottage? Shes afraid theyll bring down the house....

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Why cant there be a Santa Pig? Pigs dont fit in chimneys....

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Why was the pig unhappy in the Minors? Because he wants to play in the Pig Leagues....

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Where do retired pigs go for warm weather? The tropigs!...

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How does a mama pig put her piglets to sleep? She reads them pig tales....

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What do you do for a pig with sore muscles?Rub him with oinkment....

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What do you call a pig with no clothes on? Streaky bacon!...

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What soft drink do pigs like best? Root beer....

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What did the pig say when he found a line of ants in his trough? "Mmm. Canapes."...

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Why doesnt Santa hitch his sleigh to a pig? Pigs dont have red noses....