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Pig jokes

If an elephant is the symbol of the Republican Party and a donkey is the symbol of the Democratic Party, what is a pig the symbol of? Any party where theres lots of food.

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Why should you never invite a pig to join your tug-of-war team? Pigs want to be pulled through the mudhole....

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Why did the pig go to the casino ? To play the slop machine !...

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What did the pig say when it found a fly in its soup? "Yum Yum."...

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Why did the pig send his story to New York? He wanted to be published on Pork Avenue....

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What did the pig call a manuscript? A shoat story....

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What do you get when you cross a pig with a billy goat? A crashing bore....

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Why do pigs have flat snouts? From running in to trees....

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Sports fad invented by pigs: Mud wrestling....

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What did the pig say when he found a line of ants in his trough? "Mmm. Canapes."...

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Why did the pig join the Army? He heard the food was a mess....