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Mouse jokes

Do you know what a mice said when it saw a bat?Mom ! I see an angel.

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What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up powder ? Bubble and squeak !...

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Whats a mouses least favorite record ? Whats up Pussycat !...

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What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak ? Mouse code !...

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What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk ? Dirty looks from the mouse !...

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Why do mice need oiling ? Because they squeak !...

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Whats the hardest part of milking a mouse ? Getting it to fit over a bucket !...

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Whats the definition of a narrow squeak ? A thin mouse !...

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What kind of musical instrument do mice play ? A mouse organ !...

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What are crisp, like milk and go eek, eek, eek when you eat them ? Mice Krispies !...

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How do mice celebrate when they move home ? With a mouse warming party !...