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Mouse jokes
What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up powder ? Bubble and squeak !
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How do you save a drowning mouse ? Use mouse to mouse resuscitation !...
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What is small, furry and smells like bacon ? A hamster !...
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Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves ? Mickey Moose !...
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How do mice celebrate when they move home ? With a mouse warming party !...
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Hickory hickory dock.The mouse ran up the clockThe clock struck oneBut the rest got away with minor injuries...
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Who is king of all the mice ? Mouse Tse Tung !...
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Why do mice have long tails ? Well, theyd look silly with long hair !...
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What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up powder ? Bubble and squeak !...
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What do rodents say when they play bingo ? Eyes down for a full mouse !...
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What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak ? Mouse code !...