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Mouse jokes
What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up powder ? Bubble and squeak !
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How do you save a drowning mouse ? Use mouse to mouse resuscitation !...
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Why do mice need oiling ? Because they squeak !...
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What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat ? Here Kitty, kitty, kitty !...
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Why do mice have long tails ? Well, theyd look silly with long hair !...
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Whats the hardest part of milking a mouse ? Getting it to fit over a bucket !...
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What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time ? Cross mouse cards !...
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Do you know what a mice said when it saw a bat?Mom ! I see an angel....
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One lab mouse to another:Ive trained that crazy human at last. How have you done that? I dont know how, but every time I...
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Hickory hickory dock.The mouse ran up the clockThe clock struck oneBut the rest got away with minor injuries...
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Whats gray, squeaky and hangs around in caves ? Stalagmice !...