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Why did the mouse eat a candle ? For some light refreshment!
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What is a mouses favorite record ? Please cheese me !...
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What are crisp, like milk and go eek, eek, eek when you eat them ? Mice Krispies !...
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Whats a mouses least favorite record ? Whats up Pussycat !...
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Why do mice need oiling ? Because they squeak !...
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What do rodents say when they play bingo ? Eyes down for a full mouse !...
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What is small, furry and smells like bacon ? A hamster !...
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Whats the hardest part of milking a mouse ? Getting it to fit over a bucket !...
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What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights ? A mouseketeer !...
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What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat ? Here Kitty, kitty, kitty !...
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Hickory hickory dock.The mouse ran up the clockThe clock struck oneBut the rest got away with minor injuries...