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Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking Im a computer.My goodness, youd better come to my surgery right away!I cant, my power cable wont reach that far.
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Customer: "Why didnt you tell me I have call waiting?" Tech Support: "Sir, we have no way of knowing if you have call wa...
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How do you stop your laptop batteries from running out?Hide their trainers....
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A technician received a call from a customer who was enraged because his computer had told him he was "bad and invalid"....
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"Do you turn on your computer with your left hand or your right hand?"" My right hand."" Amazing!Most people have to use...
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What did Bill Gates wife say to him on their wedding night?No wonder you called the company Microsoft...
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Yeltsin, Clinton and Bill Gates were invited to have dinner with God. During dinner he told them: I need three important...
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How many Java programmers does it take to change a light bulb?One, to generate a "ChangeLightBulb" event to the socket....
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An exasperated caller to Tech Support couldnt get her new computer to turn on. After ensuring the computer was plugged i...
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Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?Because DEC 25 = OCT 31...
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What do you get if you cross a constable with a computer?PC Plod....