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Mouse jokes

Hickory hickory dock.The mouse ran up the clockThe clock struck oneBut the rest got away with minor injuries

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Whats the hardest part of milking a mouse ? Getting it to fit over a bucket !...

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What mouse was a Roman emperor ? Julius Cheeser !...

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What is small, furry and smells like bacon ? A hamster !...

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