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Mouse jokes

Whats the hardest part of milking a mouse ? Getting it to fit over a bucket !

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How do mice celebrate when they move home ? With a mouse warming party !...

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What do rodents say when they play bingo ? Eyes down for a full mouse !...

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Who is king of all the mice ? Mouse Tse Tung !...

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What is a mouses favorite record ? Please cheese me !...

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What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time ? Cross mouse cards !...

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Why did the mouse eat a candle ? For some light refreshment!...

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What goes eek, eek, bang? A mouse in a minefield !...

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What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat ? Here Kitty, kitty, kitty !...

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Whats gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside ? A mouse sandwich !...

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When should a mouse carry an umbrella ? When its raining cats and dogs !...