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Mouse jokes

Who is king of all the mice ? Mouse Tse Tung !

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Hickory hickory dock.The mouse ran up the clockThe clock struck oneBut the rest got away with minor injuries...

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What is small, furry and smells like bacon ? A hamster !...

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Whats the hardest part of milking a mouse ? Getting it to fit over a bucket !...

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What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak ? Mouse code !...

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What squeaks as it solves crimes ? Miami mice !...

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When should a mouse carry an umbrella ? When its raining cats and dogs !...

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What do rodents say when they play bingo ? Eyes down for a full mouse !...

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How do you save a drowning mouse ? Use mouse to mouse resuscitation !...

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What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer ? Mice cubes !...

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What goes eek, eek, bang? A mouse in a minefield !...