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Mouse jokes

What mouse was a Roman emperor ? Julius Cheeser !

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Who is king of all the mice ? Mouse Tse Tung !...

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What is small, furry and smells like bacon ? A hamster !...

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Why did the mouse eat a candle ? For some light refreshment!...

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Where do hamsters come from ? Hamsterdam !...

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What squeaks as it solves crimes ? Miami mice !...

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What are crisp, like milk and go eek, eek, eek when you eat them ? Mice Krispies !...

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What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat ? Here Kitty, kitty, kitty !...

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What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer ? Mice cubes !...

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Why do mice need oiling ? Because they squeak !...

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How do you save a drowning mouse ? Use mouse to mouse resuscitation !...