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Mouse jokes

What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights ? A mouseketeer !

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Hickory hickory dock.The mouse ran up the clockThe clock struck oneBut the rest got away with minor injuries...

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What goes eek, eek, bang? A mouse in a minefield !...

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Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves ? Mickey Moose !...

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What kind of musical instrument do mice play ? A mouse organ !...

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What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights ? A mouseketeer !...

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Whats the definition of a narrow squeak ? A thin mouse !...

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What have 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and cant see ? Three blind mice !...

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Why did the mouse eat a candle ? For some light refreshment!...

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What are crisp, like milk and go eek, eek, eek when you eat them ? Mice Krispies !...

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How do you save a drowning mouse ? Use mouse to mouse resuscitation !...