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Mouse jokes

What are crisp, like milk and go eek, eek, eek when you eat them ? Mice Krispies !

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What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk ? Dirty looks from the mouse !...

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One lab mouse to another:Ive trained that crazy human at last. How have you done that? I dont know how, but every time I...

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How do mice celebrate when they move home ? With a mouse warming party !...

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What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights ? A mouseketeer !...

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What kind of musical instrument do mice play ? A mouse organ !...

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Do you know what a mice said when it saw a bat?Mom ! I see an angel....

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What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak ? Mouse code !...

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Hickory hickory dock.The mouse ran up the clockThe clock struck oneBut the rest got away with minor injuries...

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Why did the mouse eat a candle ? For some light refreshment!...

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Whats a mouses favourite record ? Please cheese me !...