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Mouse jokes

What have 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and cant see ? Three blind mice !

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What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk ? Dirty looks from the mouse !...

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What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up powder ? Bubble and squeak !...

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What do mice do when theyre at home ? Mousework !...

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Why do mice need oiling ? Because they squeak !...

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When should a mouse carry an umbrella ? When its raining cats and dogs !...

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What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights ? A mouseketeer !...

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What squeaks as it solves crimes ? Miami mice !...

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Who is king of all the mice ? Mouse Tse Tung !...

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Whats a mouses least favorite record ? Whats up Pussycat !...

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What kind of musical instrument do mice play ? A mouse organ !...