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Mouse jokes

What do rodents say when they play bingo ? Eyes down for a full mouse !

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What have 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and cant see ? Three blind mice !...

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What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk ? Dirty looks from the mouse !...

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Do you know what a mice said when it saw a bat?Mom ! I see an angel....

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What mouse was a Roman emperor ? Julius Cheeser !...

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Hickory hickory dock.The mouse ran up the clockThe clock struck oneBut the rest got away with minor injuries...

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Whats the hardest part of milking a mouse ? Getting it to fit over a bucket !...

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Where do hamsters come from ? Hamsterdam !...

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How do you save a drowning mouse ? Use mouse to mouse resuscitation !...

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Whats gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside ? A mouse sandwich !...

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Is there a mouse in the house ? No, but theres a moose on the loose !...