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Mouse jokes

What do rodents say when they play bingo ? Eyes down for a full mouse !

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What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak ? Mouse code !...

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What kind of musical instrument do mice play ? A mouse organ !...

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Why do mice need oiling ? Because they squeak !...

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What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up powder ? Bubble and squeak !...

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What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer ? Mice cubes !...

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What are crisp, like milk and go eek, eek, eek when you eat them ? Mice Krispies !...

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How do you save a drowning mouse ? Use mouse to mouse resuscitation !...

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What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat ? Here Kitty, kitty, kitty !...

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What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time ? Cross mouse cards !...

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What is a mouses favourite game ? Hide and squeak !...