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Mouse jokes

Why do mice need oiling ? Because they squeak !

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What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat ? Here Kitty, kitty, kitty !...

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What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time ? Cross mouse cards !...

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Where do hamsters come from ? Hamsterdam !...

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Whats the definition of a narrow squeak ? A thin mouse !...

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Why do mice have long tails ? Well, theyd look silly with long hair !...

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Do you know what a mice said when it saw a bat?Mom ! I see an angel....

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What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up powder ? Bubble and squeak !...

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What kind of musical instrument do mice play ? A mouse organ !...

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What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak ? Mouse code !...

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How do mice celebrate when they move home ? With a mouse warming party !...