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Mouse jokes

Why do mice need oiling ? Because they squeak !

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What goes eek, eek, bang? A mouse in a minefield !...

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Who is king of all the mice ? Mouse Tse Tung !...

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Why did the mouse eat a candle ? For some light refreshment!...

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What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk ? Dirty looks from the mouse !...

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What are crisp, like milk and go eek, eek, eek when you eat them ? Mice Krispies !...

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What is a mouses favourite game ? Hide and squeak !...

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Why do mice have long tails ? Well, theyd look silly with long hair !...

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Whats a mouses least favorite record ? Whats up Pussycat !...

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What mouse was a Roman emperor ? Julius Cheeser !...

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What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat ? Here Kitty, kitty, kitty !...