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Mouse jokes

How do you save a drowning mouse ? Use mouse to mouse resuscitation !

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Why do mice need oiling ? Because they squeak !...

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What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk ? Dirty looks from the mouse !...

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When should a mouse carry an umbrella ? When its raining cats and dogs !...

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What squeaks as it solves crimes ? Miami mice !...

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What mouse was a Roman emperor ? Julius Cheeser !...

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What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer ? Mice cubes !...

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What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat ? Here Kitty, kitty, kitty !...

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Whats gray, squeaky and hangs around in caves ? Stalagmice !...

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Why do mice have long tails ? Well, theyd look silly with long hair !...

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One lab mouse to another:Ive trained that crazy human at last. How have you done that? I dont know how, but every time I...