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Mouse jokes

How do you save a drowning mouse ? Use mouse to mouse resuscitation !

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Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves ? Mickey Moose !...

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What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time ? Cross mouse cards !...

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Hickory hickory dock.The mouse ran up the clockThe clock struck oneBut the rest got away with minor injuries...

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What goes eek, eek, bang? A mouse in a minefield !...

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Why did the mouse eat a candle ? For some light refreshment!...

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Why do mice need oiling ? Because they squeak !...

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Whats the definition of a narrow squeak ? A thin mouse !...

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How do mice celebrate when they move home ? With a mouse warming party !...

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What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak ? Mouse code !...

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When should a mouse carry an umbrella ? When its raining cats and dogs !...