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Would you like to buy a second-hand computer?Im afraid not. Im only able to type with one hand as it is.

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Ive been on my computer all night!Dont you think youd be more comfortable on a bed like everyone else?...

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Mum, Mum, Dads broken my computer!How did he do that?I dropped it on his head....

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